Tasty, Tasty Murder
Asad comments on random things.
I have an awesome haircut.
Rod Blaaaaagojevich?
Totes.
- Daunish (my brother): did you hear obama call him a jackass?
- Z (his friend): yes. So awesome.
- Daunish: yah best president ever.
- Z: Seriously.
- Daunish: except for the fact that he is a black socialist nazi muslim
- Z: Totes.
im sure this will cause a pile on by the boys, but one of the most amazing/ridiculous sports moves ive seen.
federer makes me swoon.
Amazing as that was, he stole that move from Andy Roddick.
is excited about Wake Forest.!!!! Me too!!! Flight soon, better shave
Hahaha, I’m not the only brown guy that makes sure to shave before a flight??
Rajeev, here is your opportunity to make your mark in the world of gastroenterology!
Reminds me of Tracy Jordan’s “mind grapes”.
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GO BEARS, BITCHES.
i just wasted five hours with this
(via unnamedplayer)
Asad: B-school must be really taxing.
Microsoft thinks Poland can't handle black people
I don’t know what’s worse — that someone in MS changed the picture, or that the photoshop job is so bad.
- omar: i miss my india poop
- it came out nice and quickly
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- Too many cheesesteaks for Omar.
This is amazing! I see these in Blockbuster all the time, but didn’t realize there was a such thing as a mockbuster!
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Is this a step above or below porn? I’m intrigued.
In my opinion…below. I mean, people actually watch porn.
Louis Vuitton astronaut ads
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Louis Vuitton vs. 3 wolf moon
i really like the look and feel of the brownstones in my neighborhood — http://bit.ly/3w5Z1R
How long will it take flickr to implement the front/back arrow for scrolling through a set? Picasa already has it, and even Facebook (FACEBOOK!) has had it forever.
TrueHoop gives me an excuse to post the link to:
1. The greatest day of my life.
2. The greatest sporting moment I’ve seen in person.
I ran the flag for this game. And hugged Elin. So amazing.
Is that Tiger they show in the front row with the backwards white ball cap?
Wait, I saw this movie, it was on the front page of the New York Times for the past year [Sneakers again]
- Cosmo: When I was in prison, I learned that everything in this world, including money, operates not on reality, . . .
- Bishop: . . . but the perception of reality
- Cosmo: Posit: people think a bank might be financially shaky
- Bishop: Consequence: people start to withdraw their money
- Cosmo: Result: pretty soon it is financially shaky
- Bishop: Conclusion: you can make banks fail
- Cosmo: Bzzzt! I've already done that. Maybe you've read about a few?
- Bishop: [exhales]
- Cosmo: Think bigger
- Bishop: Stock market?
- Cosmo: Yes
- Bishop: Currency market?
- Cosmo: Yes
- Bishop: Commodities markets?
- Cosmo: Yes
- Bishop: . . . Small countries?
- Cosmo: I might even be able to crash the whole damn system
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- Asad: Dang, all the good ideas have already been done before.
(via fauxbias)
I don’t think this is feasible.
Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock is actually doable.
